Sunglasses as headband

I am always wondering how people who are wearing all day long their sunglasses on their head do, or if they really thinks this looks rock.

Do they fix their hair before or after having put the sunglasses, in the bathroom, in the living room ? What happens when they really need them to protect from the sun ? Do they have another pair in the bag or do they sacrifice the hairdo ?  I think I already have seen some ladies who have actually asked their hairdresser to build their hairdo according to the sunglasses shape. Do they think it’s the better headband they’ve ever seen ?Of course this always comes out with D&G, Gucci or Chanel or whatever big branded on the side, bigger is better.

Stink like a washcloth that never dried

NO, it’s absolutely forbidden when it’s 35 degrees outside to smell wet laundry that waited too long in the washing machine and to pollute my nose.

The “invisible” bra straps.

I don’t wanna get that mat-plastic effect on my back, I don’t wanna look like a Miami fake model, I don’t wanna have an excessive confidence in me because I think people don’t notice I am wearing an “invisible” strap which is obviously more “visible” than any other piece of my outfit, that sucks man, even if your tits are hanging like washcloths, don’t wear any, do it à la française…